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Anna Nicole: Not Newsworthy!
Anna Nicole Does NOT equal Marilyn Monroe!
Enough is ENOUGH, I'm tired of mutha F*%$!in' Anna Nicole on my mutha F*%$!in' news! (Samuel L. is the man!)

OK, it's been over a week, she's dead. Some call this tragic news, other say its tragic that this is considered news. I say ENOUGH! This woman was a cretin, she was gross, and she seemed to labor under the delusion that she could be sexy while stoned out of her GOURD! She spent the last several years trying to re-garner the spot light that she lost after derailing herself and basically showing her true colors by being, "outrageous" (read: pathetic). She seemed to always be trying to pass herself off as a new Marilyn Monroe, and that really typifies her delusional state. Marilyn and her may have shared the same sad fate, but Marilyn (though a bit before my time) was actually sexy, Anna Nicole just had sex with so many pathetic losers that no one even knows who fathered her latest litter! This is not the same thing!

Lemme just say this, she was gross. She was about as stupid as they come, I feel sorry for her son because: he had to grow up with a self-obsessed/imbecilic/narcissist for a mother, and then died at a really tragic age. Her daughter has been spared that, but she's still stuck with them stupid genes. Sorry Bobby-Lynn (sp?). LOL... Bobby Lynn...

At any rate, it's just ridiculous that this is still "breaking news" on CNN. I'm serious, this morning her will was breaking news! She's a dead has-been/never-was idiot! Stop beating this dead horse... er... hippopotamus? I dunno.

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:24:22 PST

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