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This is the topic you requested from Eric Osterweil's blog/homepage. I make no guarantees that it is factual, interesting, or that it has been spell checked.
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Lunesta Butterfly Considered Harmful |
What the hell?!? I frankly don't understand the logic behind this lame-ass
campaign at all. Somehow those that can't sleep take Lunesta,
and BAM, a nasty bug flies into their bedroom and takes a crap on their
shoulder? Maybe I'm misinterpreting this? Maybe the butterfly is
using Lunesta like roofies? Maybe the butterfly meets these insomniacs at
group meetings, and then slips them some Lunsta... Flash forward
a few hours and the horny little bug comes floating into their bedroom and
makes nookie with their shoulder...
Well, whichever it is, this really sucks in 2 ways:
- That bug is gross, and it doesn't make sense why insomniacs would like
to have it molesting them while they're laid up
- Seprecor isn't going to eat it on this ridiculously over-played
campaign! All of their drugs' prices get hiked because
of this horny little nymphalidae.
In short, this bug has to be stopped, and I can't do it alone! Who's with me?
Comments:
| ardd@nowhere Fri Apr 13 13:55:21 2007 | waeh |
| Anon@nowhere Sun Apr 29 23:07:01 2007 | Hhhahasfkkas this is the funniest thing ive ever read hahahaha |
| Kittyss220@hotmail.com Wed May 2 15:31:39 2007 | WTF, lol |
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