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The Crappening |
M Night Shymalamadingdong's the Crappening came out this weekend...
Spoiler alert... It sucked.
Details... It really sucked!
Here's the deal, M. Night, you're movies are getting really lame. The "twist" here was dumb. The plants huh?
Communicating with each other? No way to defend themselves? Magical psychic pollen? What the hell is wrong with you?!?
In retaliation for your
incredibly preachy and (frankly) boring movie, I'm going to go cut down 12 trees... Why 12? Maybe there's some hidden meaning... maybe
the number 12 represents the number of beatings I'm going to throw your way for being so damned stuck on yourself... Maybe we'll never know.
Or maybe in the last scene of my movie, I ring your doorbell, and you open it, and then I introduce you to my size 12 workboots...
Now that's a twist. Douche bag...
Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:44:46 PDT
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