DUTIES: Maintaining sanity Mondays and Thursdays Instilling humanity Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday Indulging vanity Monday through Friday Avoiding profanity Thursday mornings
Katz's Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

You can find "The Cry" in my office

"The Cry"     Edvard Munch

Mainland is my step dog.

Donkey, in case you cannot tell	Lobster and people who are ready
Rupert Brook